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The sextapes that weren’t
Posted on April 12, 2008
Filed Under chyler leigh sextape, fake sextapes |
We all love sextape scandals and with so many of them coming out it’s hard to know which ones are real and which videos are fake. Thought I’d start a list of known sextape blunders.
Chyler Leigh Sextape Scandal
Would have been nice if Chyler Leigh sextape existed but the girl in the video wasn’t the hot celebrity we’ve grown to lust after. Things like tongue rings and huge back tattoos led those in the know to cry foul. Sorry but this sextape is fake.
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Eva Longoria hinted that she was upset because of a sextape starring her was about to be released but it was just bullshit caused by the funny or die people.
Likewise goes the story of the Prince Harry Sextape. Some raunchy pics of the prince turned up from a party where Harry is seen groping some hot chick but the promised sexual video antics never saw the light of day. Pretty much everyone thinks no porno existed but some think it’s a huge coverup.
Lauren Conrad insists that she never made a sextape even though for months it was thought that someone close to the Hills star was shopping one around.
Put it up as wishful thinking when it comes to the three Jessicas having sextapes. Not one bit of truth that Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, nor Jessica Biel has made videos of a sexual nature. Well they probably all have fucked their men on camera but those tapes are locked up tighter than Miley Cyrus’ panties.
Some examples of sextape scandals over real tapes that you’ll probably never see are the Kid Rock sextape starring ex Creed singer Scott Stap. They succeeded in keeping the porno from being released.
Likewise is the Gene Simmons sextape. He admitted to banging the chick and she filmed it but he turned around, sued, and won an injuction forbidding her from putting the sextape on the market.
Another sextape that exists but has been held up with court would be the Britney Spears Adnan one. For months he tried to find a buyer but Britney, and her father, supposedly have paid him off and Adnan went into hiding siteing “death threats” being the reason he’s on the down low.
After nude cellphone pics of Vanessa Ann Hudgens hit the net there was a rush of rumor that they photos would be followed by a sextape. Even specifics were talked about, having Vanessa clothed only in a santa hat offered her douche boyfriend a chance to cum over and get his “gift”. This was one of the harder sextape fakes for me to deal with since I think that Hudgens is sofa king hot.
Filipina actress Angel Locsin was recently voted the second sexiest woman in the world right behind Angelina Jolie by FHM magazine, and I’ve never even heard of her. Well we’re going to change that now. Besides being one of the most famous faces in the Philippines, Angel Locsin was recently caught up in a sex tape scandal that turned out false. Well, okay, it was a tape of someone who looks like her having sex, but it wasn’t her. Instead, it was a Thai adult actress name Natt Chanapa, who has since been arrested by the Thailand Government
It seems we have a lot of sex tapes in the fire recently, but this one may be the best of them all.
Shakira and her ex-boyfriend, lawyer Alejandro de la Rúa, may have recorded themselves having intercourse on a yacht and included a third party, Spanish pop star Alejandro Sanz. Right now these are merely rumors, reported by various news outlets. However, two of Sanz’ former employees are accused of stealing the yacht-slash-sex studio.
The tape is rumored to be in the possession of prosecutors evaluating the case against ex-employees of Sanz Carlos González and his wife, Sylvia Alzate, who were accused of extortion.
Complicating matters is that Shakira’s ex, Antonio de la Rúa, is the son of the former president of Argentina, Fernando de la Rúa. When Shakira and de la Rúa first hooked up, news spread quickly throughout Latin America. And a porn video would really make headlines.
A spanish radio host said:
if some of this tape’s content would be made public, it could seriously threaten the singer and couple’s private life.
So did Shakira get a little double-penetration action and was it caught on home video? Until the supposed sex tape surfaces, fans will just have to settle for her belly-dancing music videos.