“These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end,” Kate says of Neild and his family. “Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we’ve spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it’s very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team … they’re the only people you have left. And now they’re coming under fire.

“The scary thing for me is [the tabloids] are going to take information and create a story. It’s a matter of, ‘When will they stop?’ They’re going to keep going, and they’ll make up stuff to connect the dots.”

“These allegations are false and just plain hurtful,” Gosselin says in a statement exclusively to PEOPLE. “As I adjust to the attention that comes from being in the public eye, I need to be more careful and aware of who I am associating with and where I am spending my time. But the bottom line is, I did not cheat on Kate. I am sorry for putting my family in this awkward position, given some poor decisions and bad judgments I’ve made recently.”
Deanna Hummel also spoke to People and claims her unemployed brother is getting back at her for kicking him out of their house:

“My brother is making this all up,” Hummel tells PEOPLE. “He has no credibility … I can’t even stomach the lies he’s saying about me.”
Hummel continues to deny any sort of romantic relationship with Gosselin, and the elementary school teacher admits that there’s been bad blood between her and her brother for a while now. “My brother is very shady,” says Hummel. “He has no job. He has a criminal background. He was charged for drug distribution. He’s on probation right now.”
And though the siblings live together, she says she was in the process of buying their home – and asking him to move out. “He wanted to get back at me … he knows he’s getting kicked out of the house.”
Man, now, I don’t know what to believe. I should probably watch reruns of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and look for clues.

Maybe his wife should have considered that famous dudes no matter how homely can score seriously nice ass.

The real Williams, who won her beauty pageant title in 2003, looks nothing like the woman in the van and has never worked as a TV reporter. She discovered the video in 2004 when she did an Internet search of her name during her first week of law school.

This isn’t the first fake “celebrity sex tape” to appear on Funny or Die in recent memory. Jessica Alba and Dane Cook tried to drum up business for their recent flop Good Luck Chuck with a “sex tape” featuring Cook, er…pleasuring a stuffed penguin with Alba’s voice.

Only time will tell if Adnan is only trying to get back into the spotlight because you know the old saying “Once you go Spears, you’ll be loaded for years”. Or something like that (insert bald vagina joke here)

Shakira and her ex-boyfriend, lawyer Alejandro de la Rúa, may have recorded themselves having intercourse on a yacht and included a third party, Spanish pop star Alejandro Sanz. Right now these are merely rumors, reported by various news outlets. However, two of Sanz’ former employees are accused of stealing the yacht-slash-sex studio.

The tape is rumored to be in the possession of prosecutors evaluating the case against ex-employees of Sanz Carlos González and his wife, Sylvia Alzate, who were accused of extortion.

Complicating matters is that Shakira’s ex, Antonio de la Rúa, is the son of the former president of Argentina, Fernando de la Rúa. When Shakira and de la Rúa first hooked up, news spread quickly throughout Latin America. And a porn video would really make headlines.

A spanish radio host said:

if some of this tape’s content would be made public, it could seriously threaten the singer and couple’s private life.
So did Shakira get a little double-penetration action and was it caught on home video? Until the supposed sex tape surfaces, fans will just have to settle for her belly-dancing music videos.

Likewise is the Gene Simmons sextape. He admitted to banging the chick and she filmed it but he turned around, sued, and won an injuction forbidding her from putting the sextape on the market.

Another sextape that exists but has been held up with court would be the Britney Spears Adnan one. For months he tried to find a buyer but Britney, and her father, supposedly have paid him off and Adnan went into hiding siteing “death threats” being the reason he’s on the down low.

Likewise goes the story of the Prince Harry Sextape. Some raunchy pics of the prince turned up from a party where Harry is seen groping some hot chick but the promised sexual video antics never saw the light of day. Pretty much everyone thinks no porno existed but some think it’s a huge coverup.

Just hope that the video sextape that comes out as a result of all this is worth the time. BUt then again how could a piece of shit paparazzi treating Britney fucking Spears like the two bit whore that she is ever be a bad thing? Yea, I went there and I totally feel good about that.

Still, a part of me still loves the Britney that was a part of almost every fantasy I had about schoolgirls because of her famous prancing around in her very first video.

Now I’m not thinking Britney Spears had the body that she had when she was a teenager but I just know that chick has passed two kids outta her vagina and there’s been picture proof that it didn’t go off without a hitch.

C-Section scars and a neverending rash seem to plague Britney’s crotch and that would be okay but she dresses so much more sexier than she really is. At least she should go on Jenny Craig for a few years then make another sextape so it would be something everyone would want to download and watch.

Back to my original comment… I would be great if the vid was Britny but I’m thinking it’s fake just because the pics haven’t shown up on CNN’s celeb hungry show yet. THey always try to get an extra push from all the celebrity gossip sites and rarely bother to check to see if what they are reporting is true or not. Yea yea, hello pot, right? LOL